Yesterday was hilarious and this just warms my heart when my daughter is so......The way she is!
Rob got home from work....ate dinner and then goes to relax ( where?...shocking I know the tele) Turns it on to to the movie called "Teen Wolf" with Michael J. Fox.
Clarissa strolls into the room with her pink sunglasses...sparkly Eyeshadow...glossy lipstick and high heels..oh of course a dress....looks at the screen and says "Daddy is this from the olden days?" Rob says "Clariss it is from 1985" to which we hear a grown from the mini super model in front of the screen who slumps herself onto the couch next to me.
Then she starts commentary on every scene from the movie and it is just darn cute you can't help but laugh. Rob does commentary on movies he hates to watch as well.
So she starts with the guy named Chub on the basketball team...She takes one look at him and says "umm they need to give that fat guy bigger shorts..it looks likes he is wearing tidy whities" LOL. Bryce looks at her and says "Clarissa they are all wearing small shorts that is what they did WAY back then."LOL.....She says "even the fat guy?" ( she has learned from her brothers that tidy whities are for nerds and that boxers or boxer breifs are the only way to go)
Then she can't get over the hair on teen wolf...she keeps saying "Daddy this isn't even REAL...Why do you have to watch this stuff?" Then he starts doing the car surfing and she is totally disgusted by this obviously nerdy behavior and she comments about how in real life he would probably fall off and get into an accident....LOL. Then the scene between he and his Dad come on..she says "YEah the Dad is probably are wolf too!" (Does that mean it is a predictable movie if a 7 year old can get that?)
So then it is time for the spring dance and as he is getting ready putting on his Miami vice inspired suit she is just beyond herself until she sees him enter the gym with all the 1985 dresses that the girls are wearing...LOL...all she can say is "WOW....nice clothes" with a look of horror.
She was not happy until the credits started rolling and the movie was over.
I have to say she cracks me up and scares me all at the same time...because she is only SEVEN! Just start me on the meds now..I may have a heart attack when she reaches the teens.
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